shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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