After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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