I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
