I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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