I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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