Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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