shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
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