Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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