Its about making memories worth repressing
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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