At least make sure they are 18
Why
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
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