I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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