This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
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