I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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