Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
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I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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