the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
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