you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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