Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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