I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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