i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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