I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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