His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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