Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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