Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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