Its about making memories worth repressing
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Randomize
