Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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