I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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