So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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