I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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