He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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