I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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