We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Randomize