I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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