Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
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