yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
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