And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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