So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
You ate ashes out of my bong
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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