just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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