Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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