wat bout pragnant strippers??
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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