Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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