lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
Randomize
