The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
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