Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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