goodnight i made you a song goodbye
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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