its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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