New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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