I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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