You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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