Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
don't judge my taste in strippers
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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