it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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