the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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